When the living is easy

Haves and Havenots/am and am nots
Hey London

Hey London

embodies luxury cause it’s so cool and so useless

embodies luxury cause it’s so cool and so useless

rigifulous

rigifulous

If I knew how to use photoshop, I’d photoshop myself into this, and it would be fucking adorable.

If I knew how to use photoshop, I’d photoshop myself into this, and it would be fucking adorable.

so much funny so little time

so much funny so little time

(Source: wmagazine)

Trends that annoy me, Trends that don’t

Here’s my two cents

Annoying

  • cut outs + bodycon = slutty.  Let’s be honest, only people with amazing bodies can pull this off and look awesome, if not a little sluttastic.  The fact of the matter is it leads us normal people to think we can pull them off and it’s always just a bad surprise.  Take it away! It’s not classy!  
  • Lace dresses: no one wants to see what underwear you’re wearing at formal dinners.  Also, lace dresses do not look comfortable at all, why would you want to drape yourself with see through, cheap, polyester.  eeek.  I don’t mind lace dresses when they’re made out of good material, or are worn with good slips.  I went fabric shopping the other day and I bought some cool lace that was cotton, it’s a little more fragile though.  
  • American Flag on shorts: a) why would you wear them if you’re not American b) If you’re American, why would you want your flag on your ass c) isn’t it just a really weird political statement that no one understands?
  • Religious symbols on clothes : kinda disrespectful, and looking like hippie- why is this cool… 
  • Aztec or as white people like to say, ‘ethnic’ prints: it was cool at first.  But it’s overdone; it’s not so cool on shoes, and definitely not so cool on trench coats.  
  • Leopard Print: please just leave
  • Neon died hair: can you really ever win? 

Things that I’ve been seeing that I like:

  • prints on shorts: (as long as it’s not the american flag and aztec prints goddamnit): They’re interesting, and I love wearing shorts in general.  
  • Indian fabrics mixed with western cuts: always is interesting if not practical 
  • High Low Hems: they’re so useless, but I just love the way they fall.  
  • tweed: I’m 60 year old English professor at heart.  
  • Scalloped Hems: so subtle and feminine
  • Neon colors
  • circle skirts: love retro
  • Graphic Sweaters: funny and comfy
  • these were never really out of vogue but - boyfriend jeans: I don’t care if I”m short and can’t pull them off well, they’re so comfy 
  • Collars: luf ya babs
  • Kaftans: how can something be flattering and so comfy goddamn